Make it a yt series

cue the fourteen “Well, actually” comments on the video

what if i told you that my mother sometimes has a lot of trouble going to sleep, which is a big deal when you’re supposed to be awake at 6AM to get to work. and sometimes she asks me to literally sit on her bedside and tell her a story until she can fall asleep.

now, i’m real bad at extemporized storytelling. or the kind I could tell my mother. so tonight, i told her the collective history of Bethesda, how it intersects with Interplay Entertainment, the rise and fall of the Elder Scrolls games, how Bethesda nearly killed Obsidian in one of the dirty open secrets of the gaming industry, and the major theories on why Bethesda has lost complexity and nuance over the years.

Bedtime Stories With Arc: Niche Pop Culture History From Memory

You can write! Just for fun though, not if you feel stressed about it

you know what i’ve been thinking if i NEED TO WRITE then i can start on the new draft of the novel

Uhh I usually use vacations to catch up on a lot of sleep, and also writing. Is writing considered working?

ACCORDING TO MY MEAN FRIENDS YES

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2019 Wild Ride Master Post

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WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

  • The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.

adding this to the post for posterity:

im going insane

just playing catchup. zero days have passed since the creation of this post. 

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my advice for everything is: your guild probably won’t care or may have even kicked you for inactivitiy. relearning controls by doing low level guildhests, then dungeons, etc. work your way through the levels. the earliest ones will only give you a handful of abilities so it’s easy to ease back in

GOD you might be right, btu what if they HAVEN’T. i wish i even remembered the guild name so I can check!

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You can fix two of those problems by making a new character! …which unfortunately creates several new problems but still.

BUT WHICH CLASS i already did Summoner so I could live in Limsa Lominsa and I did Pugilist because it’s VERY FUN and Ul’dah is the best city, I don’t wanna do a Gridania fucking class because fuck Gtown it blooooooows

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listen. i really want to play FFXIV again. like, real bad.

pros:

  • very relaxing end of day activity after longass shifts at work
  • very pretty, borderline gorgeous
  • bunch of new content dropped into the game due to upcoming expansion in summer
  • goes along well into my NYE to try to relearn what fun/relaxing is
  • can’t see therapist this month and the cost is p much the same lol

cons:

  • fitting 30GB onto my laptop would be a fucking feat with my SSD drive, oof
  • i’m ABOUT TO BE ON A SHIP WITHOUT INTERNET FOR LIKE 6 DAYS
  • fifteen dollars a month oof
  • would have to say hello to my guild after literally like a year of being away from the game THIS IS THE WORST CASE SCENARIO
  • relearning controls

callmearcturus:

Has anyone been on a cruise before or a vacation where you are away from home in a set location, please give advice on what to do.

I’m very nervous about this whole thing. Mum is p insistent that vacation means not working but it’s probably been a solid 6 years since I was on a vacation so what do you, like, do.

all the answers to this are just absolutely unthinkable. i don’t read books, and the idea of doing nothing is untenable, i would die.

Has anyone been on a cruise before or a vacation where you are away from home in a set location, please give advice on what to do.

I’m very nervous about this whole thing. Mum is p insistent that vacation means not working but it’s probably been a solid 6 years since I was on a vacation so what do you, like, do.

wodneswynn:

dictator-woodle-dee-doodle:

wodneswynn:

Don’t kill God if you aren’t going to eat Him and gain His powers. It’s just wasteful.

We’re really gonna vore God huh?

Deities are a complete protein, low in fats

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oooooh my fucking god

my birthday is on the fucking 22nd

and then my family is callously forcing me onto a boat from the 25th to the 4th!!!!

it is already the 10th!

i’m gonna fuckin die of existential terror and then of BEING ON A SHIP WHICH IS SCARY WHAT IF THERE IS A STORM

glassgospels:

dragon age origins: gays and their mage chaperon try to save Fantasy Ohio from your average mud covered country boy

dragon age 2: gays and their police chaperon try to save a Fantasy Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell from jessica lange wielding a really sharp glowstick

dragon age inquisition: gays and their military chaperon try to save Fantasy Disney World from a Swarovski crystal encrusted Bad Dragon Dildo

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hotlipsyouincrediblenincompoop replied to your post “I really need another gaming podcast. I like gaming news a bunch and…”
Have you tried The Polygon Show? Its 4 women from Polygon talking about games

That’s a top contender. I wish they were more prone to deep dives but can’t win them all.

themizunoiz replied to your post “I really need another gaming podcast. I like gaming news a bunch and…”
personally i enjoy the co-optional podcast. 2/3 regular hosts are female (and there’s also a guest each episode). i’m not sure if it has that moderation style you’re looking for tho, i haven’t rly paid attention to it. it’s on twitch, but they upload the vods to youtube

Unfortunately I know that was the podcast TB was part of and without touching the whole speaking ill of the dead thing, I can confidently say that I’m not into that sort of consumerist slant that he represented.

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